What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:17

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
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A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”